I just lost it on the poor woman who answered the phone at our local library.
I’m not proud.
And truthfully, I didn’t exactly lose it, but as someone who loathes confrontation and prefers every interaction to be the harmonious variety, it felt that way.
I received a freaking collections letter FROM THE LIBRARY in my mailbox today.
I’m still trying to pop my eyeballs back into their sockets.
I always hear money-conscious people say, “Just use your local library! It’s more economical!”
That may be true for most people, and it’s a good tip for a voracious reader like me. Amazon One-Click is entirely too easy for my impulsive nature.
BUT… I make more *donations* to the local library than I care to admit because I exist IN THE NOW. I remember to return books when I drive by the library as my borrowed items rest happily miles away on my beside table.
Even with fines, I’m certain I come out better using the library, and they really don’t phase me all that much. I’m a big believer in libraries, and though I kid, I know I could never afford to purchase all the books I read.
(****Since the initial writing of this piece, a friend told me that the money collected from fines doesn’t even go to better the library; I shall research this.****)
But a collections letter?! Really?!
One Saturday I escaped to our local library, the land of books — my happy place. I come alive when I’m surrounded by books, just as I love coffee shops and quaint bookstores. Piers, my 7yo, accompanied me. We had no itinerary, no agenda, just an open-ended afternoon.
After an hour or so Piers became restless as first grade boys often do, so we gathered our books and headed for the checkout.
There was a long line next to the NEW books. This one caught my eye:
I Always Want to be Where I’m Not: Successful Living with ADD & ADHD by Wes Crenshaw, PhD ABPP
I have ADHD; Gil, has ADHD, though he clearly denies it. I’ve seen the paperwork and have lived with him for 15+ years. Trust me, he has it. I’m pretty certain both of my children have it, considering that it’s highly inheritable. (I now have diagnoses for each boy. They have it.)
I added the book to my stack.
Then…I lost the book. It simply disappeared.
I looked under my bed, in my car, all over the house. I hadn’t read it all, but I liked the few pages I did read.
I assumed it would turn up.
Two weeks later, I returned my other books and confessed to the nice library checker-outer that it was missing. She informed me that it was a pricey $45.00, since it was a new release and all. She also suggested that I give it a week or so and maybe it would turn up. The fines would still be cheaper.
I took her advice.
And I found it! …on my bookshelf where I never considered looking. *face-palm* *eye-roll*
So, I got it out and started reading…again.
It was excellent.
And then it disappeared. AGAIN.
What is it with me and this book? I know, I know. We’re all thinking it. Woman with ADHD checks out a book about ADHD only to lose the darn book because woman has ADHD. I KNOW.
At one point I sincerely believed that I had turned the book in to the library and forgotten all about it. You guys, I’ve done this sort of thing before.
I had also decided that I needed my own copy of this book — it’s that good, and if this post hasn’t convinced you that I need all the tips for successful living with ADHD I can get, I’m not sure what kind of convincing you need.
The book still didn’t turn up.
I knew I needed to drop in and pay for it, but every time I’d drive by the library I didn’t have my checkbook, or there wasn’t time, or I couldn’t manage dragging the wild kids into the quiet library with me.
I also assumed they’d call and remind me. I think this might be why I thought I might have turned it in without remembering. Like I mentioned — I’ve had fines. They always send reminder emails, but this time I got nothing. People in my ADD tribe need those reminder emails like nobody’s business. Trust. Me.
But alas, the reminders never came, and somehow in the craziness that went down the last two weeks of school, I forgot about it. Prior to THE COLLECTION LETTER, I hadn’t thought about any of this for weeks.
I get it — I screwed up, made a mistake, should have handled it in a more timely fashion. I think I checked the book out mid-April. I KNOW!!!
But a collection notice for a book that’s been out since April?! It hasn’t even been two months. Oh my gosh, just typing that I realize how bad it sounds.
I don’t think I ever received a mail notice FROM THE ACTUAL LIBRARY. Shouldn’t those come first? It’s a library, for crying out loud.
So here’s where I’m torn. I’m an intelligent person, and for that I’m grateful. I may not be THE smartest, but I was given a brain that works…except when it doesn’t.
I’d love to tell you this is one mistake, and I want to chill out and not beat myself up for it. I know I have ADHD. It’s not an excuse, but I wish there was more understanding.
I also get why there isn’t. I have an uncanny ability to handle all sorts of complicated things a neurotypical might have trouble with. Teachers, parents, and friends have been telling me this my entire life. It’s exasperating.
I look like a person who has my ish together, and for the most part I do. I actually have an unusually good memory for many things.
I used to work in sales. I didn’t love it, but I was good at it because my memory for remembering insignificant details that have absolutely nothing to do with me is remarkable. I remembered my clients’ dogs’ names. I remembered their grandchildren’s birthdays. I remembered that they got married in that quaint chapel on the obscure island off the coast of Maine. I remembered that my client used to drive a black Nissan Maxima but traded it in because the automatic windows made an annoying squeaky noise that sent chills down her spine.
So when I tell people who have experienced my super-power memory that I can’t remember where I put my keys or that I thought the 4pm movie started at 4:15, they think I’m making excuses or flat-out lying. I mean, most people are too nice to say it, and I do think those who know me well believe me. I also know it makes me look flaky and not that intelligent, and it jacks with my self-esteem.
My best friend from high school once said, “I really don’t understand how you can bebop all over the world, but you can’t manage to organize the basics.”
UGH! Well, me either, Sister! Thanks for pointing that out!
But she’s right. It’s perplexing and I’ve spent a lifetime asking myself the same question.
Today after I was less-than-kind to the library rep, I was referred to a higher-up who said they’d happily draft a letter to the collection agency as soon as I paid for the book. Yay! All fine and dandy, but my credit’s not the best anyway, and it feels like one more thing. I’m actively working to improve my credit score. Now I have another negative to deal with.
I guess more than anything, these incidences make me feel like I’ll never get it together so why even bother. This is just how I’m wired. I fall into that all-or-nothing thinking, which is never good.
What things do you do that make you feel like a horrible loser of a person? Why do we do this to ourselves?